I'll keep this short, since I'm pretty disappointed in myself.
I bombed the driver's test. Had trouble with signage, nearly blew up the car on the parallel park, made a "dangerous move," on a lane change.
After not driving for six months, I didn't feel ready going in and I should have listened to that.
I've been advised, through the good folks at GF Strong, to take some refresher lessons and try again.
This keeps pressure on Carol-Ann, who is handling all the driving duties for us right now.